Part of the mutterings of the Global Village Idiot
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. Help me to remember when I'm really having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to piss me that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
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